Цитаты из книги Принцесса-невеста

- Я на лесой принцессе не женюсь, и дело с концом!

• Никто бы и не знал. Она даже спит в шляпах, - объяснила королева Белла.
• Я бы знал! - вскричал принц. - У неё в черепушке свечи отражались - ты видела?

- Я видела её несколько лет назад, - сказала королева Белла. - Прелестна, но едва ли мускулиста. По-моему, она чаще вышивает, чем действует. Но прелестна - это да.

• Кожа? - спросил принц.
• Беловата
• Губы?
• Количество или цвет?
• Цвет, З. М.
• Розоватые. И щеки тоже. Глаза крупноватые, один голубой, другой зелёный

- Ваш отец прошёл ежегодную диспансеризацию, - сказал граф. - Медицинское заключение у меня.

• И?..
• Он умирает.
• Будь оно все неладно! - отвечал принц. - Выхолит, надо жениться.

Тогда рассмотрим плюсы нашего положения: у нас приключение, Феззик; многим людям до самой смерти не выдается такая удача.

Жизнь имитирует искусство, искусство имитирует жизнь.

Макс женился на Валери миллион лет назад, или по крайней мере так казалось, в Школе Волшебников, где та работала разливальщицей зелий. Она, конечно же, не была ведьмой, но, когда Макс начал практиковать, каждому волшебнику надо было иметь ведьму, и, поскольку Валери не возражала, на людях он называл её ведьмой, и она выучила достаточно ведьминских штучек, чтобы выдать себя за ведьму, когда обстоятельства принуждали её к этому.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high. "I loved once," Buttercup said after a moment. "It worked out badly." "Another rich man? Yes, and he left you for a richer woman." "No. Poor. Poor and it killed him." "Were you sorry? Did you feel pain? Admit that you felt nothing" "Do not mock my grief! I died that day."

"What is that worth? The vow of a woman?"

"You seem a decent fellow," Inigo said. "I hate to kill you." "You seem a decent fellow," answered the man in black. "I hate to die."

"I don't suppose you could speed things up," Inigo said. "If you want to speed things up so much," the man in black said, clearly quite angry now, "you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find some other helpful thing to do." "I could do that," Inigo agreed. "But I don't think you would accept my help, since I'm only waiting up here so that I can kill you." "That does put a damper on our relationship," the man in black said then.

"I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said. Buttercup whispered, "I am your servant and I refuse." "I am your Prince and you cannot refuse." "I am your loyal servant and I just did." "Refusal means death." "Kill me then."

"Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches..."

"Dearest Westley, I've never called you that before, have I? Westley, Westley, Westley, Westley, Westleydarling Westley, adored Westley, sweet perfect Westley, whisper that I have a chance to win your love." And with that, she dared the bravest thing she'd ever done: she looked right into his eyes.

"Do you think it's going to rain, Buttercup?" "I don't think so; the sky is blue." "Well, it might rain." "Yes, I suppose it might." "You think you're too good for anybody, don't you, Buttercup?" "No, I just don't think it's going to rain, that's all."

"Mawidge is a dweam wiffin a dweam."

"Are you angry at me for getting married?" she wondered. "You are not married", he said softly. Strange his voice was. "Not in my church or any other." "But the old man did pronounce-" "Widows happen..."

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line"!